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    Thursday, October 28th, 2010
    4:38 pm
    Dancing?
    Hey, seƱorita.

    What do you say we go dancing? Don't ask where. I'll figure somethin' out. If I clumsily step on yer feet, you can punish me all ya like. I'll even polish yer gun for you afterward.
    Thursday, August 5th, 2010
    1:26 pm
    Well?
    So...bambina and Gavin?

    What do y'all think? Rebound? ...Serious?
    Thursday, May 27th, 2010
    11:16 am
    Cowboy's Code
    • Don't inquire into a person's past. Take the measure of a man for what he is today.
    • Never steal another man's horse. A horse thief pays with his life.
    • Defend yourself whenever necessary.
    • Look out for your own.
    • Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.
    • Never order anything weaker than whiskey.
    • Don't make a threat without expecting dire consequences.
    • Never pass anyone on the trail without saying "Howdy".
    • When approaching someone from behind, give a loud greeting before you get within shooting range.
    • Don't wave at a man on a horse, as it might spook the horse. A nod is the proper greeting.
    • After you pass someone on the trail, don't look back at him. It implies you don't trust him.
    • Riding another man's horse without his permission is nearly as bad as making love to his wife. Never even bother another man's horse.
    • Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.
    • A cowboy doesn't talk much; he saves his breath for breathing.
    • No matter how weary and hungry you are after a long day in the saddle, always tend to your horse's needs before your own, and get your horse some feed before you eat.
    • Cuss all you want, but only around men, horses and cows.
    • Complain about the cooking and you become the cook.
    • Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.
    • Do not practice ingratitude.
    • A cowboy is pleasant even when out of sorts. Complaining is what quitters do, and cowboys hate quitters.
    • Always be courageous. Cowards aren't tolerated in any outfit worth its salt.
    • A cowboy always helps someone in need, even a stranger or an enemy.
    • Never try on another man's hat.
    • Be hospitable to strangers. Anyone who wanders in, including an enemy, is welcome at the dinner table. The same was true for riders who joined cowboys on the range.
    • Give your enemy a fighting chance.
    • Never wake another man by shaking or touching him, as he might wake suddenly and shoot you.
    • Real cowboys are modest. A braggert who is "all gurgle and no guts" is not tolerated.
    • Be there for a friend when he needs you.
    • Drinking on duty is grounds for instant dismissal and blacklisting.
    • A cowboy is loyal to his "brand," to his friends, and those he rides with.
    • Never shoot an unarmed or unwarned enemy. This was also known as "the rattlesnake code": always warn before you strike. However, if a man was being stalked, this could be ignored.
    • Never shoot a woman no matter what.
    • Consideration for others is central to the code, such as: Don't stir up dust around the chuckwagon, don't wake up the wrong man for herd duty, etc.
    • Respect the land and the environment by not smoking in hazardous fire areas, disfiguring rocks, trees, or other natural areas.
    • Honesty is absolute - your word is your bond, a handshake is more binding than a contract.
    • Live by the Golden Rule.

    Learn it and live it.
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